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Twas 1870 and there were three people in a Texas stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 if you show me a good time." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city-slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell!! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of women in Texas!!"
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I agree with you though, you don't have to be born here to be Texan!!!! I have wanted to live here since I was 4 years old and have ALWAYS loved everything about this AWESOME state of ours!!!!
