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Joke of the day ...
By: texbuck
Jun 27, 2012 - 11:29 am
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "praise Allah" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, " Man...that could have been me !"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.



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Re: Joke of the day ...
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Jun 27, 2012 - 01:02 pm


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: texbuck
Jun 27, 2012 - 01:11 pm
That's appropriate, anything goes in the USA. Try that baloney in other world countries and your in prison in a heartbeat!


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: sstonetx
Jun 27, 2012 - 02:45 pm
texbuck writes:
That's appropriate, anything goes in the USA. Try that baloney in other world countries and your in prison in a heartbeat!



Your rasicist anti-Muslim joke should not be funny in the USA. We have Muslim citizens and you would not dare put that same joke up using the word, "black" for Muslim.

On this forum is more racism and homophobia than I have heard in a very long time.


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: texbuck
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:00 pm
The Muslims in the joke were denouncing America and you don't find that detestable? What a shame to have literally no sense of humor or favor defending that kind of action which goes on daily in this country. I served in the United States Marine Corps and am sick and tired of the liberal BS and the ACLU. It's fine to burn our flag, raise other countries flags at schools above ours and nothing is done about it. We are just so nice to all, send large sums of money to countries that hate us, we are just wonderful.

If anyone was going to be upset about this my money was on you before I posted it.





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Re: Joke of the day ...
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:00 pm
WHere exactly are you finding so much racism? As for as homophobia, people think anyone who doesn't agree with the gay lifestyle is a homophobe.

I realize racism is a card the libs already use, but get real.

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Joke of the day ...
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:07 pm
Agree...liberals are more worried about racism than we are.
I guess since democrats were the ones that started the KKK, it should be a given.


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: sstonetx
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:20 pm
In The Woodlands we have many different cultures represented, including Muslims. If there were an incident that was true that depicted this "joke" on the news, I would not be any happier than you. But, to think this made up thing is funny.........well, I guess it is only funny for those who disrespect our citizens. You can try to say these people in the "joke" were denouncing America, but, that is a made up thing. It is still very racist and very disrespectful of Muslems. I would think we would be above that sort of thing on this forum.


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Re: Joke of the day ...
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:23 pm
Muslims live everywhere, not just the Woodlands.

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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: UKMatt
Jun 27, 2012 - 03:25 pm
blairbear17 writes:
Agree...liberals are more worried about racism than we are.



QFT

I managed to capture a rare event for the forum - an honest Republican ;-)

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Joke of the day ...
Jun 27, 2012 - 07:27 pm
Whatever....take it however you like!


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Joke of the day ...
Jun 27, 2012 - 07:28 pm
Let me rephrase that....Liberals create racism


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: UKMatt
Jun 27, 2012 - 07:29 pm
blairbear17 writes:
Let me rephrase that....Liberals create racism



Can you rephrase again in a way that makes sense please?

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Re: Joke of the day ...
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Jun 28, 2012 - 10:09 am


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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: mrm4731
Jun 28, 2012 - 11:48 am
Why do female skydivers wear jockstraps?











so they dont whistle on the way down

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Re: Joke of the day ...
By: Hookem
Jun 28, 2012 - 12:22 pm
Did you hear that prostitutes are now offering the Mitt special?




For $20.00 they will change positions!!!


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